Monkey Porn
Another tale from the Cleveland Zoo.....
Monkeys are vile and nasty creatures. Yes, they are cute and almost human in the mannerisms, but they are some stanky creatures.
At the Cleveland Zoo, they have a Rainforest Exhibit. One of the highlights of the exhibit is a huge monkey encasement. It is set up not unlike an Aztec temple...there are robes and branches adorning a stone temple and ledgings. Some of the monkeys were sitting quietly, others were engaged in a "King of the Hill" battle royale on one of the ledges. But one of the monkeys was sitting very close to the glass, munching quietly on a leaf. This is the hero of our story.....
As we were watching the monkeys go about their antics, we noticed the one in front was watching us as well. After a few minutes he, um...well, he "whips it out"!! And then starts pleasuring himself. And I'm not talking about just a little diddling...this was all out monkey porn!! He had one foot up on the glass and the other on a branch...a full "V" position. And he was yanking away as if he was trying to start a lawn mower! It was disgusting...it was offensive....and I still laugh my ass off everytime I think of it! I've got your Mighty Joe Young right here!!!
(c) 2000 Artificial Horizons